Banki
02-24-2009, 02:34 AM
http://www.fmylife.com/
Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shiit. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying "You definitely take after your mom". FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her : my 17 year old cousin. I went to my unoccupied parents’ bedroom. My sister's baby walkie talkie was on and the whole family heard me. FML
Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML
Today, I walked to class in the rain after a long night of reading all 1200 pages of War & Peace in one sitting trying to cram for an in class essay, when I arrived nobody was there. I check the master postings of finals and look to see that my final was actually yesterday at 7 am. FML
Quality stuff on here. You'll get a kick out of it :wink:
Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shiit. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying "You definitely take after your mom". FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her : my 17 year old cousin. I went to my unoccupied parents’ bedroom. My sister's baby walkie talkie was on and the whole family heard me. FML
Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML
Today, I walked to class in the rain after a long night of reading all 1200 pages of War & Peace in one sitting trying to cram for an in class essay, when I arrived nobody was there. I check the master postings of finals and look to see that my final was actually yesterday at 7 am. FML
Quality stuff on here. You'll get a kick out of it :wink: